Tuesday, March 17, 2009

A Conversation with a Relativist

I imagined having a conversation with a relativist. It goes something like this:

Me: Hey. Sup. My name is Richard and I'm a Christian.

Steve: Hey Richard, I'm Steve and I believe that everything is relative.

Me: Stop forcing your beliefs on me!

7 comments:

  1. Richard, sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be in your brain for a day.

    It would be scary.

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  2. RICHARD.
    I just went to your music myspace.
    You wrote that?!
    I love it.
    You = genius.
    And that singer is really good!
    asdfadf

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  3. i imagine talking to a relativist.

    Relativist: Hey, I'm relatively cool.
    Absolutist (me): Hey, I'm absolutely cool.

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  4. i like sarah's conversation with a relativist better.

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  5. by the way, like your band and like your song man. let's do another project. you and me. we will call it a nerd and the vampire

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