Monday, April 14, 2008

The Beauty of Human Resources

A lot of the prettiest in Biola work in Human Resources which I find myself going to a lot more often because I have to get a job. They are so pretty. Unfortunately I'm struck with a disease known only as the Asian Persuasion which doesn't allow me to associate with any pretty girls of Caucasian decent. I'm kind of sad but I will pursue my dreams which I set ever since coming to Biola. Here's a list of goals I wish to achieve in Biola:
  1. Meet and get to know a really really tall and pretty white girl.
  2. Meet and get to know really really pretty white girls.
  3. Meet and get to know really really nice pretty white girls.
  4. Get fit. Obesity is not a small problem.
  5. Meet and befriend ridiculously buff white guys.

Whatever. All I can do is appreciate the aesthetic value of it all. I really hope I achieve my goals. All these tasks seem so daunting. What to do...

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