Friday, January 30, 2009

Secrets to Leadership

There's this thing I saw on Grace The-Daisy Kim's Blogspot. (Yes, I read your blogspot!) and I thought it was preposterous. It went something like this.

(a=1, b=2,...z=26)
(i.e. C+A+T = 24%)

HARD WORK
= 98%
KNOWLEDGE = 96%
LOVE = 54%
LUCK = 47%
MONEY = 72%
LEADERSHIP = 89%

Nothing gets you 100% sucesss...
except...

ATTITUDE
A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


I know preposterous. This is a list of words that this accursed system left out.

CHARISMATIC PRESENCE = 189%

MESMERIZING ELOQUENCE = 235%

NAPOLEON BONAPARTE =
184%

ADOLF HITLER =
110%

JESUS THE-MESSIAH CHRIST
= 258%

RICHARD THE-EMPEROR CHUNG =
237%

Darn, Jesus beat me. Tsk. Well, these are the paths to success. Now follow them well!

2 comments:

Sarah said...

LOL you are hilarious buddy. How come you didn't do SARAH-CHO am I not worthy enough. Jk.

Grace Jiwon Kim said...

OMGOSHHH!
hahHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

nice