1969 BMW 1600 (used)
Toyota Prius (new)
Toyota Camry (new)
Honda Civic (new)
Smart Car Fortwo (new)
1969 BMW 1600 (used)
Upside-
Cool Factor: 13.74/10
Authenticy: 12.19/10
Design: 13.28/10
Price: $400
Uniqueness: 9.2/10
Downside-
Gas Mileage: 2/10
Probability that it'll make it to my home from wherever it is that I am getting it: 4%
Amount of "Uncertainties" with this car: roughly around 52
Toyota Prius:
Upside-
Gas Mileage: 10/10
Downside-
Price: Expensive
Actual Price: $22,800 give or take.
Cool Factor: 0/10 (Environmentally friendly)
Ridiculous name
Toyota Camry:
Upside-
Gas Mileage: 7.8/10
Commonality: 10/10 (every other car is a Camry)
Cool Factor: 6.7/10 (every other car is a Camry)
Downside-
Price: A Bit Pricy
Actual Price: 19,720 give or take.
Probability of it bringing up bad memories by reminding me of my first Camry which I destroyed: 94%
Design: 5/10
Uniqueness: 0/10
Honda Civic:
Upside-
Gas Mileage: 8.4/10
Commonality: 9/10 (if it's not a Camry, it's probably a Civic)
Cool Factor: 7.2/10
Price: Cheaper than Camry but a still a bit.
Downside-
Actual Price: 15,805 give or take.
Level of Uncomfortability buying a car from a company named after Street Fighter Sumo Wrestler: High Level
Design: 4.9/10
Uniqueness: 0/10
Smart Car Fortwo:
Upside-
Gas Mileage: 9.7/10 (Second Only to Prius)
Cool Factor: 8.7/10
Price: Beautiful
Actual Price: 11,990 give or take
Uniqueness: 10/10
Downside-
Probability of People Calling me Gay: 100%
I really want a Smart Car Fortwo, BUT that one stupid downside. Argh.
1 comment:
you're cool enough to make that car gay in a very cool way. do it and please give me a ride one day
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