Saturday, March 8, 2008

Mongolian Beef Squad

If I ever make a famous band, I'm going to name it, the Mongolian Beef Squad. We'll hold the best concerts because we will throw out free Mongolian Beef into the crowd and let them eat it. We'll make them all wash their hands before they enter the concert and be hygienic. DANG! Then I'll have like a after concert party with the VIP and they'll all be given free meat and we'll all gorge ourselves in it. Then we'll have a huge five cow steak (a steak that is put together by the meat of five cows) and we'll jump on it and that'll be our stage. One of our song lyrics will be, "HUNGRY PEOPLE GET YO' MEAT HERE~!" Then a rocking guitar riff, then for the music video, we'll be rocking out in a meat buffet. Dang. I can't wait to get famous.

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

The Rich Man, The Poor Man, and the Kind Thief

There was a rich man who built a business on honesty and trusts
He worked on his business for most of his years
He makes life beautiful to all around him
He is the Rich Man

There was a poor man who was a drunkard all his life
He beats his son whenever he wants to
He makes life miserable for all around him
He is the Poor Man

There was a kind thief who stole from the rich and gave to the poor
He stole from the Rich Man
He gave the money to the Poor Man
He is the Kind Thief

Sunday, March 2, 2008

A New Start

I'm going to start anew on my blog. I will blog at least once a month, say something deep at least once a month, and say something profound at least once a month. Peace.

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Update on the War Between Roommates and RA

My RA took roommate B's bed, drawers, closet, and bookcase. So he has no clothes, no books, and no bed. I have a lot of space though. More to come...

Saturday, February 23, 2008

Liar Game

makes me do the evil laugh so much. Too excessively.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Got Rice - AZN Pride

I remember listening to this song and I was so influenced by this song and I was so proud. I was Asian foo! but then my racism went in deeper and I soon only saw the Koreans, Japanese, and some Chinese as acceptable. I was such a shekkie. So was everyone else who heard and liked the song. I just listened to Tupac's Changes which the Got Rice melody is based off of and dang. We jacked his song up. Youth can be so scary.

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Top 99 Most Desired Females

http://www.askmen.com/specials/2008_top_99/

Read the comments.