Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Richardian Thoughts on The Moment of Truth

The Moment of Truth is a game show where a person is asked a lot of personal questions in front of his/her family and friends and they have to answer truthfully in order to win. They ask questions like, "Would you cheat on your wife if you knew that you wouldn't get caught?" and "Have you ever thought of leaving your husband for financial reasons?" and such crap like that. Anywho, I watched my first episode and I was completely befuddled by the differences in priorities between Me and My Greatness and other petty people.

This particular episode starred a stay-at-home mom who worked as a volunteer fire-fighter and she was asked if she ever shoplifted anything and gave it to her son. She answered yes and the whole audience and family and friends started clapping. I was like, "WHAT?! BURN HER AT THE STAKE!!! SHE'S A THIEF!!! CUT OFF HER HANDS!!!" However, what really got me was the question that got her. The question was, "Do you feel that you are losing sexual attraction to your husband?" She answered, "no." And that was not true. I thought how pathetic is it that sex has that much of an impact on your life that you lie on such a question?" Honestly, I wouldn't really care if my wife lost all sexual attraction to me because sex is not a dominating factor in our marriage. So that show just annoyed me and I left the room constantly telling my dad, who just came into the room asking what the show was, that the show was something "isanghango (weird)."

PostScript. Just in case you're wondering. The dominating factor in my marriage is My Greatness. Muthas.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

richard ur gay

Unknown said...

the dominating factor in your marriage would be how much money your wife has. RIGHT? jk jk jk