My Second Terrible Dialogue With People

This is the dialogue that took place between me and a friend of mine who will remain anonymous.

Friend A: Hey Richard!

Richard: Hey Friend A!

Friend A: What's up?

Richard: Good.

Friend A: How's it going?

Richard: Good.

Friend A: What the...

Then I ran away with a sheepish grin on my face. Sigh. This is not good.

God is good. All the time. Even when I forget how to speak English or use my brain.