Monday, April 19, 2010

Final Names of My Children


Ok. I decided on the final names of my children. Some past "failure" although I still think they are cool were Oblivion, Ruin, Time, Project.

Now, I decided to fashion my name after the coolest name I've ever witnessed in my life. These are the final round picks for my sons and daughters.
  • Godsustainsyou Chung
  • Godempowersyou Chung
  • Christjustifiedyou Chung
  • Christsanctifiedyou Chung
God is for the boys. Christ is for the girls. However, I don't know if I want to do that to my daughters. I might just give them Eleanor Chung or something.

Either way, I decided to name them after a guy at my school named Godestablishedyou Escobedo. Yes. That's his actual name. His parents really loved him I'm guessing and they didn't want him to grow up and forget that God is in his life. Here's his facebook if you want to stalk him:

http://www.facebook.com/spanishbroomaker?v=wall&ref=ts

You may need to be on facebook.

I hope my wife is understanding. I don't think I am going to want to compromise on this issue. :D

I also hope my son does not grow up getting beat down by evil atheist bullies in atheist or religion-neutral schools (These are just "normal" schools. I figured, if they call Christian schools, "Christian schools", then why not call atheist schools, "atheist schools". Right? huhuhu).

4 comments:

Michelle Park said...

HAHA
You would have named your child "Ruin"??? Omg

Unknown said...

When I was 12 I was sure I was going to name my first child "T-Rex".

simonchung said...

just don't name your child judas or pontius.

The Expiated said...

And don't stalk me, I am a computer science major and I can stalk you back, but be my friend, and I will be a friend back... :)
@simonchung: Those are names for dogs, in Mexico anyway... :P