This Superpower Of Mine

I think I finally decided on a super hero super power. It is the ability to make everything around me malfunction at will. Of course I'd be able to un-malfunction things as well.

I'd be pretty much invincible and I would be able to cure cancer, more or less. Well, at least from my limited knowledge of how cancer works. I'd be able to malfunction the cancer cells so that they stop growing. If some fools try to cap me, I can malfunction the guns and if I feel particularly malicious, I can malfunction their respiratory systems.

I can malfunction fire arms and tanks so that stupid military leaders cannot do stupid things with their obscenely stupid amount of power.

So yeah. That's the super power I would want.

I was thinking of names like Malfunktor or Malefunction or Malfunctionator.

But I settled with this one: The Man Who Ate Richard Chung

:-D