Newest Fashion Object, First Day of Class Quotes, and Personal Favorite Phrases

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So I've found a new fascination with jorts. Which are jean shorts. But only on women. Man Jorts are gross and disgusting. I like nicely little cuffed, or cut-off, jorts. Prolly cuz women legs are so much nicer and smoother than hairy man legs.

Also, this is proof that the Old Testament is awesomer than people think. A quote from an academia.

Professor Volkmer: Did you know that the ancient church grew exponentially without the book of Romans?!

Anywho, this is my new favorite quote concerning all things God's epicness.

"You cannot hope to imagine..."

Just take a look at how deep this phrase goes. An analysis of the quote above.

"You cannot" - means that you are utterly incapable of

"hope" - means that you are unable to even want to

"to imagine" - means that you are unable to even want to guess

a paraphrase - "You are utterly incapable of even wanting to guess..."

This is called the Incomprehensibility of God. A quote by Nic concerning God's incomprehensibility.

Nicolas of Cusa: The intellect knoweth that it is ignorant of Thee because it knoweth Thou canst not be known, unless the unknowable could be known, and the invisible beheld, and the inaccessible attained.