Saturday, May 31, 2008
Comments on My Sister's Comments
I was slightly annoyed like crazy and I was thinking and I came up with a response. If what she said is true, then I would be a bad person that does good stuff. das rah.
Thursday, May 29, 2008
The Richardian Occupation
In the last two days, two irreplacable co-workers got injured and were unable to work for the rest of the day. First fella, one of the Africanians, cut himself with his own pocket knife. I don't know how but he did. The second feller, a white man, strained his back. At this rate, in twenty-one days, the BIOLA painting crew will have no one left.
After work, I come home and try to eat cereal. Then I go on the computer till either I'm tired or the clock hits nine. Then I turn off the lights, watch Blades of Glory or Attack the Gas Station on my MP3, then I go to sleep. ye. That's been my schedule for the past two days.
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Richardian Views on Television
This is a list of things my body automatically does when I see a cop while driving. These things may or may not be what others do but I do them.
- I glance at the speedometer, even though I don't see how many miles per hour I am going.
- I ease on the brakes regardless of how fast I'm going. Even if I'm going way under the speed limit.
- I think of every single driving law I've broken from the time I left the house to that moment.
- I start and finish a quick-prayer.
- Smart, because I answer correctly.
- Stupid, because I don't know the answer.
- and A Nincompoop of Elephantine Proportions, because I answer it incorrectly.
Monday, May 26, 2008
The 100th Post
words long because it is my one hundredth post. I
saw a poster for a Christian evangelizing group with a
picture of an old lady that said, "Imagine waiting one
hundred years to hear the gospel, she did." and I
thought, "DOOOOOOOODDD! THAT'S RIDICULOUS. I once lost around one hundred
dollars because I was stupid. The thing is, I had
a hundred dollar bill, and I thought that it would
be better if I split it so if I lost
it, then it wouldn't be so bad. Then I went
out with five twenties still in my pocket and then
I lost it. I actually have one hundred thirty five
words but I'm the owner of this blog mu a
ha ha ha ha ha.
Sunday, May 25, 2008
The Aristocrats of Korea
Ironic?
Yes.
Thursday, May 22, 2008
The Shining Post
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
The Richardian Double-Life
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It's really easy to figure out but I hope you don't because I don't want you to.
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Venus
This guy is the second closest planet to the sun in our solar system. You can see him in the sky. He's the brighest "star" in the sky, but it's not a star, it's Venus. It's surface has a lot of poisonous stuff on it that'll probably kill you and there's a Sci-Fi (Science Fiction) book written that takes place on Venus entitled "All Summer in a Day" which is very sad. The setting is: it constantly rains on Venus except once every seven years or so. Story is: It's about a weird girl that talks about the sun constantly on a sunless Venus and a bunch of shekkie kids lock the girl up in a locker. Then the sun actually does come up for one hour and all the kids play and have fun and when the sun goes away again, they all remember the weird girl and they go back and let her out.
Second Venus: The Goddess of Love
Apparently, this homegirl emerged from the sea in a clam and that's how she came to be. No birth, no nothing. Anywho, not sho who the other guys in the picture are but whatever. She is supposed to be pretty so I'm guessing this picture doesn't do her justice. A story, hrm, there was a contest between the goddesses, Juno, Minerva, and Venus to see who the "fairest" was and it was up to a shepherd (hohoho) to decide who the fairest was. So Juno offered the shepherd complete power. Minerva offered him complete wisdom. And Venus offered him the bride of his choice, meaning he could marry whoever he wanted. The shepherd picked Venus. hohoho, pervo.
Third Venus: My Phone
Yeyuh. Mah phone baby. It has great camera, touchpad for menu and...GOOD SERVICE!!! yeyuh. So I don't have to hang up on people that are telling me their problems and asking for advice and dope. If people called me to do that. Shame not many do. But you guys can. Ok. Story. I was sleeping and the phone rang and I thought it was the alarm. so I pressed the side button to shut it up. Then as I was sleeping for twenty seconds, I realized that I was taking a nap in mid-day and my alarm shouldn't have gone off at the time and I looked at my phone and someone was calling me. Wow.
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Richard's Hands
For others with similar problems, here is something I found that may be of use to you:
Things that may help prevent Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
- Lose weight if you're overweight.
- Get treatment for any disease you have that may cause Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
- If you do the same tasks with your hands over and over, try not to bend, extend, or twist your hands for long periods.
- Don't work with you arms too close or too far from your body.
- Don't rest your wrists on hard surfaces for long periods.
- Switch hands during work tasks.
- Make sure your tools aren't too big for your hands.
- Take regular breaks from repeated hand movements to give your hands and wrists time to rest.
- Don't sit of stand in the same position all day.
- If you use a keyboard a lot, adjust the height of your chair so that your forearms are level with your keyboard and you don't have to flex wrists to type.
Yeah, so that's that. Take care and don't get Carpal Tunnel. Ow my hands hurt from typing...
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Technologically Insufficient
Monday, May 12, 2008
I Like Pictures
Yup. The other ones are kind of stupid-looking or freaky. I like pictures of text which is kind of weird because pictures make a thousand words apparently, but if you have pictures of text, then what are we left with?
Thursday, May 8, 2008
This is Me
At times, I feel short and full of smarts. At other times, I feel deprived of light and oxygen. That's a hyperbole. DPLT. Notice how the brain is in a ridiculous suit. That's what I feel like when I'm smart. It's like I'm hiding or wearing an outer layer or something. And when I'm pinky, I feel vulnerable as if my true self is not something I like to show. Yeah. I hope it is good.
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Why I Don't Look Forward To Weekends
Why?
I will answer you.
My pagan non-Christian answer might have been because of my pride. However, that doesn't work out because my pride is still in danger when I'm eating the leftovers. So no, that isn't it.
Then what?
I'm glad you asked, I will tell you.
It is that when I first accept, you will be fine but I do not want a relationship where people around me and I are placed in an awkward situation the next time we go out. They might be thinking, "DUDE, THIS GUY NEVER HAS MONEY. I HATE HIS GUTS. MUTHU..." yadiyadiyada. At the same time, I might be thinking, "DUDE, THAT DOUBLE-DOUBLE LOOKS SO GOOD. I'm not hungry but I hope that person buys me today..." blahblahblah. And that way, one of us will always be disappointed. Either I will ask and that person will feel obliged to buy me or that person will not offer and I will be bored out of my skull and lusting after the double-double. I know that you guys are thinking, "dude, Richard, why do you lie and say you're not hungry?" Well, I'm not hungry that's why. I try not to lie and saying I'm not hungry when I'm hungry is a lie so you just have to believe me. I'm not trying to get out of being bought, I'm just not hungry. I might be bored but not hungry.
So I will stop here before this post gets any longer but money and food is basically why I don't look forward to weekends.
God is God regardless of my money problems and I should treat him as God whether I'm rich or poor.
Sunday, May 4, 2008
Richard Likes to Dream
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-W.B. Yeats
Richardian Views and Reactions to When He Watches Movies
PostScript. Watch all the way until after the end credits. It's the best.
Friday, May 2, 2008
Richardian Confessions
I need purpose in everything I do. Unfortunately, the purpose of "glorifying God" is not enough for me. I'm such a sinner.
The "attacks" have been laying off and I'm holding up fairly well but it's my pride that is keeping me up, not God.
I
like
girl
s
I'm making a movie but I'm afraid that it'll suck. The thing is, I'm pretty sure it'll be good, it's just the time and resources that I don't have.
I
fear
girl
s
People would say, "but dood, I see you with girls all the time." Yeah, but it's weird. I don't know why I can talk to some girl s and why I'm utterly terrified of talking with others. I could talk to girls if I have purpose though.
I have low self-confidence.
My life is very image-oriented.
I'm a spendthrift.
I get annoyed with people close to me because they are close to me.
I love God.