Venus

I got a new phone entitled the Venus. So I googled it to get a picture of the phone and I completely forgot that it was a planet. So here are pictures and information of the Venusi (sing. Venus).

1st Venus: The Planet

This guy is the second closest planet to the sun in our solar system. You can see him in the sky. He's the brighest "star" in the sky, but it's not a star, it's Venus. It's surface has a lot of poisonous stuff on it that'll probably kill you and there's a Sci-Fi (Science Fiction) book written that takes place on Venus entitled "All Summer in a Day" which is very sad. The setting is: it constantly rains on Venus except once every seven years or so. Story is: It's about a weird girl that talks about the sun constantly on a sunless Venus and a bunch of shekkie kids lock the girl up in a locker. Then the sun actually does come up for one hour and all the kids play and have fun and when the sun goes away again, they all remember the weird girl and they go back and let her out.

Second Venus: The Goddess of Love

Apparently, this homegirl emerged from the sea in a clam and that's how she came to be. No birth, no nothing. Anywho, not sho who the other guys in the picture are but whatever. She is supposed to be pretty so I'm guessing this picture doesn't do her justice. A story, hrm, there was a contest between the goddesses, Juno, Minerva, and Venus to see who the "fairest" was and it was up to a shepherd (hohoho) to decide who the fairest was. So Juno offered the shepherd complete power. Minerva offered him complete wisdom. And Venus offered him the bride of his choice, meaning he could marry whoever he wanted. The shepherd picked Venus. hohoho, pervo.

Third Venus: My Phone

Yeyuh. Mah phone baby. It has great camera, touchpad for menu and...GOOD SERVICE!!! yeyuh. So I don't have to hang up on people that are telling me their problems and asking for advice and dope. If people called me to do that. Shame not many do. But you guys can. Ok. Story. I was sleeping and the phone rang and I thought it was the alarm. so I pressed the side button to shut it up. Then as I was sleeping for twenty seconds, I realized that I was taking a nap in mid-day and my alarm shouldn't have gone off at the time and I looked at my phone and someone was calling me. Wow.