Thursday, April 29, 2010

Monday, April 19, 2010

Final Names of My Children


Ok. I decided on the final names of my children. Some past "failure" although I still think they are cool were Oblivion, Ruin, Time, Project.

Now, I decided to fashion my name after the coolest name I've ever witnessed in my life. These are the final round picks for my sons and daughters.
  • Godsustainsyou Chung
  • Godempowersyou Chung
  • Christjustifiedyou Chung
  • Christsanctifiedyou Chung
God is for the boys. Christ is for the girls. However, I don't know if I want to do that to my daughters. I might just give them Eleanor Chung or something.

Either way, I decided to name them after a guy at my school named Godestablishedyou Escobedo. Yes. That's his actual name. His parents really loved him I'm guessing and they didn't want him to grow up and forget that God is in his life. Here's his facebook if you want to stalk him:

http://www.facebook.com/spanishbroomaker?v=wall&ref=ts

You may need to be on facebook.

I hope my wife is understanding. I don't think I am going to want to compromise on this issue. :D

I also hope my son does not grow up getting beat down by evil atheist bullies in atheist or religion-neutral schools (These are just "normal" schools. I figured, if they call Christian schools, "Christian schools", then why not call atheist schools, "atheist schools". Right? huhuhu).

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Coquettish

(This is from the Jay Leno Show. Jay Walking with Jay segment.)

Woman:
You have to wait for the man to bring up the "talk".

Jay: So do you act coquettish until your man brings up the "talk" with you?

Woman: WHAT?! I DON'T ACT COKE-HEADISH!

hahahhahahahahahahha

Friday, April 16, 2010

Nico Vega


This is the video that made me fall in love with this song. I love the chorus when she screams. The song is gravity.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Sunday, April 11, 2010


"Yearn only for me, my son. Yearn for nothing else."

- Anonymous

Yes.

Friday, April 9, 2010

Holy Rollers

This is a long post about drugs and Christianity so read at your own risk. If some of the things I say disturb you, I'm sorry. hohoho. I scared some people away, I know it.



"Sin is sweet in the beginning, but bitter at the end." - The Talmud

This trailer kind of rung a bell with me. Not because I'm Jewish but because it is about religion, to a certain degree, and drugs.

For several weeks a while back, I was in heated debates with people all over the world (not really, just few several friends) on whether marijuana smoking was a biblically acceptable practice that Christians can partake in. I'm going to withhold my view for now so you have to read it until the end to find my view. hohoho.

Anywho, I was kind of surprised at the amount of Christians that said that it was acceptable to smoke weed without going against Christianity and some of them even partook in the activity. I was rather dismayed at the latter. Anywho, I took the discussion further and while people were divided in the acceptability of smoking marijuana, they were all unanimous on this second point that I raised. I asked them if it was ok to smoke weed, is it ok to become a dealer without going against Christian ideals. For some reason, people all said it was wrong to do this. The responses were interesting. People who were advocating the smoking of the weed and giving decently concrete support for their views suddenly said, "dood, that's just wrong. Shut up and don't even think about it. It's wrong." I really didn't understand this. Why can you smoke weed? But not sell weed? If someone convinced me that smoking weed was an acceptable Christian practice, without a doubt, I would seriously have look into selling weed. I have bills to pay and if it's ok for Christians to smoke, then why not? Right?

This discussion really opened my eyes to how stupid people can be.

Anywho, on the trailer, there are a couple instances when they say, "[do this, do that] and act Jewish." I thought this was an interesting point because he WAS Jewish. He LOOKED super Jewish with his curly sideburns and hat. Despite his apparent Jewishness, I thought it was interesting that they had to remind him to be what he actually is. It was almost as if selling drugs were...UNJEWISH! OMGAH.

I don't think weed is acceptable and I despise it in its entirety. And I don't think selling or smoking weed can go under "being Christian" category. I'm not going to put any arguments up against weed because I'm pretty sure someone out there is going to find something wrong with my argument but just know, I think it's wrong. And stupid.

PostScript. My littler sister has been calling me names and it hurts my feelings. I know you may tell me to man up and just suck it up, but it's hard when a little girl calls you the following in no particular order: Stupid, Idiot, Retard, Weirdo, and Freak. I've been getting pretty depressed over this. I've been considering calling her several names that I have for her but thankfully, God has blessed me with a little more self-control and discernment. Praise God. Pray that my sister will come to know God soon. Like real Christ. Not weird fake Christ that these little kids tend to believe in. The fake Christ that does nothing in their lives except make them jump during really good praise songs. Rawr. I'm angry. :D


Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Florence and the Machine

Brian showed me a song (yes, I saw the song with my eyes), and I like it very much. I can't say I like the band in general but I really fell in like with the song. It's called the Drumming Song and I highly advise against watching the music video. So I posted a video with just the song. By the way, I saw not to watch it because it's a bad music video. Not like ethically bad, but just not-good bad.



PostScript. Major props to Brian for showing me this song. Just want to give credit where credit is due.

Monday, April 5, 2010

The Good, The Bad, and The Weird


I've slowly been hearing more and more about this movie so I'll say thing or two about it. The cinematography is awesome and the concept is awesome and the characters are awesome but the storyline suffers a bit. It has its moments but ultimately, I can't say I liked it too much. So I would say watch it, just to say you watched it. It kind of feels like Save the Green Earth which was another bizarre out-of-character-for-Asian-movies movie. Despite the awesome look of it, ultimately, it leaves me with a slight feeling of emptiness.
Tsk. Reviewing movies aren't that fun so I don't think I'll do it anymore. Here's a trailer though.



Another film like the above is Sukiyaki Western Django. I really like how people have fun with films like these but I can't really say they are good films.

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Hipsters! And An Assortment Of Things I'm Not


(I don't know why I like this photo so much)
Photographer: D.Money


I kind of realized that I'm not much of a hipster or an artist or a musician or a cool person or a person that doesn't care and worst of all, I don't even think I'm a good Christian.

However, I also realized this. That hipsters and artists and musicians and cool persons and persons that don't care and good Christians are all people who are trying to be those things. In the end, I don't think anybody thinks that they are hipster enough or artistic enough or musical enough or cool enough or apathetic enough or holy enough for anything.

However, I like to entertain myself and think that I am at least a couple of those things. It doesn't make me feel quite as useless.

Anywho, this is more of an encouraging post for those like me who feel like they are trying too hard to be cool. or trying too hard to be anything.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

I Finally Have a Girlfriend


Her name is is April. Last name Fools.

I know. I'm lame. Same joke third year running.

T-Shirts

Jonathan's media skills are amazing. Anywho, here are the designs. They are a bit small but I'll figure something out. :D Man these are going to take a bit of time and money to make. But it sounds fun! So I'll do it.


Chucks


Bee


The Strokes


Contemplation

This is Shirt

This is a Proto-type design.
I like how the shirt has a bit of swagger. haha.