I'm So Dumb, I Can't Believe It.

Because...

I'll tell you from the beginning. I woke up at five to get ready for work and all. Then I went back to sleep cuz I was tired. I blinked and it was six. I was late. So I got ready in like thirty seconds, literally, clothes and everything. I had everything in my hands, lunch, laptop, and such, and I walked out the backyard door. Except the door was closed. It was them glass doors and it was filthy but for some reason I couldn't see it. I collided with the door head on and I fell like two feet back cuz I jumped back after I realized I hit something. I couldn't cushion my fall with my hands cuz I had everything in my hands and so I fell on my hip luckily there was a random freakin' mattress for some reason to break the fall. I just laid there shocked and I stopped, assessed the situation and laughed. I opened the door, called myself stupid until I got to my car and I drove to work. I was thirty minutes late and so I snuck in. Only my painting partner boy noticed I was late. ye.