Double Feature: Two Horror Stories From The Brilliant Mind Of Richard Chung

These are both true stories. Whether you believe me or not, I leave it up to you. But readers beware~

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The Horror I:

So I returned from Turkey Bowl and went back to my luscious home. I have forgotten the feeling of going to a place where your sisters are able to bother you about trivialities. Oh how I missed home.

I entered the dark room that my family called the living room/kitchen. I turned on the lights, but the lights were bothersomely dim. I was fascinated by the near useless dimness of the lights. How can anyone live with lights these dim? Perplexed by the phenomenon of dim lighting in my house I went to a bedroom and lied down. As I was staring at the room like bulb, which was also dim, I pondered aloud, "WHAT THE DEUCE IS GOING ON?!"

Then I reached up and took off my sunglasses and everything was bright again.

The Horror II:

I was returning to my car after I ended class. The day before I got a citation for parking in a weird area. I'm still uncertain of the true reason why I got the ticket.

As I was walking towards the car, I noticed the beautiful and majestic tree looming over my car. It had a haunting hue of lightly shaded green. It reminded me of Ooze from Power Rangers Movie, even thought the ooze was purple.

As I was mesmerized by the mysterious effect the tree had on me, I began to think back on the ticket I got the day before. I was distressed. As I reached the car, I noticed another paper stuck between my window wipers. My heart skipped a beat. I dared not look at the second citation of the week.

Finally, after some time of collecting myself, I reached over and found out that it was just a leaf that had fallen from the tree.