Tuesday, March 17, 2009

A Conversation with a Relativist

I imagined having a conversation with a relativist. It goes something like this:

Me: Hey. Sup. My name is Richard and I'm a Christian.

Steve: Hey Richard, I'm Steve and I believe that everything is relative.

Me: Stop forcing your beliefs on me!

7 comments:

Michelle Park said...

Richard, sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be in your brain for a day.

It would be scary.

Michelle Park said...

RICHARD.
I just went to your music myspace.
You wrote that?!
I love it.
You = genius.
And that singer is really good!
asdfadf

sarah chong said...

i imagine talking to a relativist.

Relativist: Hey, I'm relatively cool.
Absolutist (me): Hey, I'm absolutely cool.

simonchung said...

i like sarah's conversation with a relativist better.

Ricardo Chungo said...

well. that's all relative.

Unknown said...

short and sweet

Unknown said...

by the way, like your band and like your song man. let's do another project. you and me. we will call it a nerd and the vampire